Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Bill Clinton has ENORMOUS hands

Amanda and I were watching The Daily Show yesterday, when Bill Clinton came on the show for an extended interview.

I was impressed by Bill; when he was president, I was too young to fully understand what he was talking about. Not that I was that young, mind you, I just didn't follow politics as I do now.
He made some good points, it's clear that he's a smart man, and he's not insane and unpredictable like the press coverage made him out to be during the primaries. He's just got his head on straight and he's not interested in bullshit and spin. Not a panderer by any means.

But what really surprised us both was the SIZE OF HIS FUCKING HANDS HOLY SHIT. (You get a real good look at them at the end of the second clip.)





No, really, this man could play tennis without a raquet. He could scoop up a half-dozen midgets with one hand and hold them like a bouquet of flowers. This man, Bill Clinton, could palm an Earth ball. 

Fuck Edward Scissorhands. Bill Gianthands is real.

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