Barry Bonds shits out steroidal trucks

(4:35:42 PM) Alan: i just saw this, i wish they had actual pictures, but i guess i'll have to wait until SEMA.
(4:35:47 PM) Alan: http://www.autoblog.com/2008/09/20/sema-preview-performance-west-group-ford-f-350-striker/
(4:35:49 PM) Alan: it's just absurd
(4:35:54 PM) Alan: but totally awesome.
(4:36:38 PM) Amanda: haha, wow
(4:36:47 PM) Amanda: it looks like a car made entirely out of steroids
(4:36:49 PM) Amanda: they are right
(4:37:03 PM) Amanda: like, barry bonds shits this out
(4:37:10 PM) Alan: haha
(4:37:22 PM) Alan: i'm not sure that's the image they were going for
(4:37:42 PM) Alan: a muscled-out baseball player straining out a dump in the shape of a truck.
(4:37:56 PM) Amanda: yeah, but he's not straining
(4:38:07 PM) Alan: it's a big truck. he's gotta be.
(4:38:14 PM) Alan: i see sweatdrops on his forehead
(4:38:24 PM) Alan: teeth clenched
(4:38:28 PM) Alan: that's my mental image
(4:38:38 PM) Alan: whole lot of facial strain, hands balled into fists
(4:38:46 PM) Alan: leaning forward
(4:38:54 PM) Alan: a giant truck coming out behind him.
(4:38:57 PM) Alan: buh
(4:39:04 PM) Alan: why do i say these things?
(4:40:30 PM) Amanda: haha, no, see
(4:40:32 PM) Amanda: he's barry bonds
(4:40:36 PM) Amanda: he's way bigger than the truck
(4:40:49 PM) Amanda: to him, he just thinks "oh, did I do that? Huh."
(4:41:39 PM) Alan: like in monty python's the meaning of life
(4:41:59 PM) Alan: the catholic woman with, like, 80 kids
(4:42:11 PM) Alan: and a baby just falls out of her as she's cooking dinner
(4:42:24 PM) Alan: she's had so many she doesn't notice anymore
(4:42:24 PM) Amanda: haha
(4:42:26 PM) Amanda: yes
(4:42:28 PM) Amanda: exactly
(4:42:52 PM) Alan: and, appropriately enough tying in with the truck, they break out into the 'every sperm is sacred' song.
(4:43:10 PM) Amanda: hahaha
(4:43:12 PM) Amanda: amazing